It is this thrashing that provides pleasurable sensations. Though the children complain about Garrison's inappropriate activities, their parents mistakenly think their children are intolerant of homosexuality. In most instances, it involves a tube up the ass, followed by a gerbil up that tube. By Joe Mason Does the animal get shoved up the anus with a toilet paper roll only to suffocate seconds later? Some straight people have a peculiar need to believe certain sex acts—usually disgusting ones—are practiced only by gay men, despite evidence to the contrary. Gibbs, Harlan and Alan Duncan Ross.
Garrison realizes that getting fired for being homosexual could allow him to sue the school for millions.
Has anybody ever stuffed a gerbil up his ass?
Urban myths have an extraordinary capacity to travel and, even more amazingly, be accepted as truth by people who really should know a lot better. Crist stated forebodingly in the Usenet thread: A speculum exam reveals bloody stool and a dead gerbil. Tie a string to the gerbil's tail. Was there an Original Gerbil, an Original Gerbiler? Gossip was gaining speed, but still nothing like today.
Friends say Gere is simply indifferent to such nonsense. Retrieved from " https: Anal eroticism Gerbils Sexual urban legends Zoophilia. Rest assured that neither news outlet ever published a news article about these fictitious events:. One might lure the gerbil up the tube with a piece of cheese, or, inversely, light a flame under the funnel to send the gerbil scurrying. Chicago Underground Comedy Beat Kitchen.